Friday, December 18, 2009

The Pagani F Roadster against the Bugatti Veyron

This has got to be one of the greatest duels of all Time.

Watch as both Cars fight for ultimate Glory!!!!!!

Drag Race between the Bugatti Veyron and the Pagani F Roadster.

Lap Race between the Bugatti Veyron and the Pagani F Roadster.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Only the Germans Can Conceive this!!!!!!

Driving a Estate (station wagon) is pretty much uncool in this part of the World. Probably because they're perceived as being slow and branded as a "family" vehicles.
However in Europe its not. Mercedes Benz has the E63 AMG Estate, BMW, the M5 tourer and Audi the RS6 Avant. the Audi being the most powerful Estate in the world. Packing a 580 Hp twin turbo V10 Engine.
The Clip here shows the E63 AMG taking on the Audi R8. ( the car used by Iron Man).

The E63 AMG Estate against the R8
The outcome of this race will surprise many!!!
happy viewing!!!!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Slama!!!!!!

If You're an ardent reader of my blog, you might have me mention that name before. yeah, that's what i named my Car. A Golf Mark II, Black in color, Aze Alloy Wheels, A/C'ed( though the gas is empty now), 3 speed Auto, power mirrors (on one side), green Tinted windows (not like your plain Hyundai Elantra windows, men those korean's piss me off!!), big bumper-ed beauty of a baby.
In the eyes of many she isn't much, but i have learnt how to thrust her hard and make her seem more capable, especially since her heart surgery ( i recently changed the engine).
I once mentioned that there are only three people alive that can open her ( the doors), yours trully, jigga and the CEO of LAY records( he had to learn how to, when his car Bumble Bee got bashed on Lekki - Epe expressway).
It was during the recent Eid -el Kabir holidays. I had gone to see my boo and on leaving her plcae, i called jigga up who was as expected was doing some 1759ing. i decided to stop over and join em at 40's bar. In attendance was D. Adisa of Real Madrid, Okuffi and Jigga. After i had 1 bottle, we hit the road. Jigga suggested that we don't drive all the way to lekki that night. i concurred as anytime with D. Adisa was always a "High" time. We made one last stop in Yaba for ' 1 for the road'. The boys wanted more but i couldn't take another after "1 for the road" as my baby was soon gonna call and i had better be in bed by the time she did. so i encouraged the boys not to take more than " 1 for d road". we briskly drove to the Bernabeu'( Adisa's house), we got in at 12.30am.
At dawn, Jigga got up and headed to lekki, i got out of Bed and headed to the nearest Aboki's shop. I met Jigga outside, looking in Awe at His Camry. The boys Had tried to open his Camry!!!! the locks had been tampered with. I told him to be grateful to the most High it wasn't more than that.
At 12.45pm when i tried to open the boot to load up some items my boo and i had been shopping for, i realized the same bastards that tried to open Jigga's car, tried to open mine. We parked side by side at the Bernabeu'.
Those fools. As i said before, only 3 people can open her. That night as is with all other nights i didnt't lock the doors. I haven't in almost a year, but you're welcome to try and open her. Those Numbskulls tried and failed.
The bloody thick-witted loosers, jacked both doors and the boot in frustration at Slama's impregnable status, not knowing that she wasn't actually locked!!!!
As it is with all German made stuff, they have a way of Standing their own!!!! Slama i love you. Thanks for keeping the code!!!!

Shot Down!!!!!

Its a Nissan Sunny, 1986 model in Dollar bill color. Rickety, nothing special about it and definitely not worth writing about. its 5.30 am. I'm on y way to my Boo's place as we have some where on the other side of town that we have to be. I'm at Orile, there's a bit of traffic building up. I sight 'em, "the boys in blue". my heart begins to palpitate faster as i still have not made another set of Complete vehicle papers( in case i have to drive off again,"Guts and Glory").
The 'Sunny' guy honks for a Bus trying to get in on his lane and that catches the attention of the "Popo" constable who then Flags him to pull over, apparently sighting something in the back seat of the 'Sunny'. The Sunny guy refuses and the constable shouts and calls on his Armed colleague on watch who jumps right in front of the slowly moving Sunny pointing an AK 47 right at him. screaming and shouting "Park... Park!!!!! The constable reaches for the back door trying to open it, he succeeds. The "Sunny" guy while driving.. reaches back and Slams shut the door. The Armed "Popo" probably frustrated by the back and forth game corks the AK 47, at this point i have since caused a long traffic Jam as i have stopped following the 'Sunny' guy Bumper to Bumper, creating a distance of about a trailers length between myself and Him.
I thought i was going to witness an un-warranted and unprovoked Police shooting.
I hear "Clunk- Clunk" the sound of the AK 47 trigger. Yes, He fires right at the "Sunny" guy!!!!
He, myself, the Sunny guy and all who witnessed it were amazed as the rifle didn't release its lethal bullets.... the Sunny guy revs up his engine and aims right for his legs... Of course he leaps right out of the Sunny guy's path as he screeches off( the move was similar to Usain Bolt's Leap), while the constable tries to Baton down his Side mirrors and his rear windows( Naija Police!!!)
It was not the sighting all who were present thought it would be, either due to Gun Jam or there being no bullets in the Rifle( maybe even Jazz). As the Sunny guy made a move that could have rendered his day anything but Sunny......