Monday, December 14, 2009

Shot Down!!!!!

Its a Nissan Sunny, 1986 model in Dollar bill color. Rickety, nothing special about it and definitely not worth writing about. its 5.30 am. I'm on y way to my Boo's place as we have some where on the other side of town that we have to be. I'm at Orile, there's a bit of traffic building up. I sight 'em, "the boys in blue". my heart begins to palpitate faster as i still have not made another set of Complete vehicle papers( in case i have to drive off again,"Guts and Glory").
The 'Sunny' guy honks for a Bus trying to get in on his lane and that catches the attention of the "Popo" constable who then Flags him to pull over, apparently sighting something in the back seat of the 'Sunny'. The Sunny guy refuses and the constable shouts and calls on his Armed colleague on watch who jumps right in front of the slowly moving Sunny pointing an AK 47 right at him. screaming and shouting "Park... Park!!!!! The constable reaches for the back door trying to open it, he succeeds. The "Sunny" guy while driving.. reaches back and Slams shut the door. The Armed "Popo" probably frustrated by the back and forth game corks the AK 47, at this point i have since caused a long traffic Jam as i have stopped following the 'Sunny' guy Bumper to Bumper, creating a distance of about a trailers length between myself and Him.
I thought i was going to witness an un-warranted and unprovoked Police shooting.
I hear "Clunk- Clunk" the sound of the AK 47 trigger. Yes, He fires right at the "Sunny" guy!!!!
He, myself, the Sunny guy and all who witnessed it were amazed as the rifle didn't release its lethal bullets.... the Sunny guy revs up his engine and aims right for his legs... Of course he leaps right out of the Sunny guy's path as he screeches off( the move was similar to Usain Bolt's Leap), while the constable tries to Baton down his Side mirrors and his rear windows( Naija Police!!!)
It was not the sighting all who were present thought it would be, either due to Gun Jam or there being no bullets in the Rifle( maybe even Jazz). As the Sunny guy made a move that could have rendered his day anything but Sunny......

4 comments:

  1. Naija Police!!!!!!
    Nice 1 Men.... Congrats again

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  2. bros u serious? wanted to shoot the guy in the sunny? wetin d guy carry..... really will like to know that

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  3. Mennn i'm so serious.. i was too far behind to see what he carried.. as if i had known they'd fire...
    Even if the guy carried anytin..... i thot it was innocent until proven guilty?
    Could they not have immobilised the car by shooting at the Wheels?

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  4. Armed robbers in uniforms. Spit! Spit!! Spit!!!

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