Sometime last week on the Beat FM as Toolz was rounding up her show, she said she was pissed off at two things, one of them being that she noticed whenever she was behind the wheels of her car; she often got a rough time especially from Male drivers. Like it was always some kind of battle or Race to get off the Red lights at an intersection or get in front of them in traffic. Well ehmm, yes Toolz it is. The thing is most Women are terrible drivers and in a city like Lagos where it’s a nightmare to drive, you often don’t want things like Trucks, Trailers, Danfo drivers and Women in front of you . They’ll only, only slow you down.
In my nearly 2 decades of driving I have met only a few drivers worth writing about and I’m going to be Married to 1. Now hold up, hold up before you figure I’m all biased and stuff. We can settle this by me challenging you to a test, which is simple: Come drive my Car!!!!!!!!!!!! (You definitely won’t get past opening the doors).
On earth today, there are only 3 people who can drive her (my Car). Me, My Brother and my Boo. Such is her Mastery of the Art of Driving.
The reason why she’s so phenomenally good is simply because she took the route that Male drivers take. They “LEARN”. All bad Female drivers have a biased mindset about driving before they ever get behind the wheels of a car; “oh I’m scared”, “driving is for men”, “whatever I’ll get a driver”, “I can’t drive in Lagos”, “my Husband will drive me”. These and numerous excuses I’m sure you’ve heard at some point and as such they never really get into the feel of being a good driver.
Ask any guy; nothing makes ‘em prouder than seeing his boo beat some other guy off the Lights or do the Shunting!!! You can then begin to understand my joy and pride knowing that beyond being a phenomenal singer my baby can switch lanes!!!!!!