Slama!!!!!!

If You're an ardent reader of my blog, you might have me mention that name before. yeah, that's what i named my Car. A Golf Mark II, Black in color, Aze Alloy Wheels, A/C'ed( though the gas is empty now), 3 speed Auto, power mirrors (on one side), green Tinted windows (not like your plain Hyundai Elantra windows, men those korean's piss me off!!), big bumper-ed beauty of a baby.
In the eyes of many she isn't much, but i have learnt how to thrust her hard and make her seem more capable, especially since her heart surgery ( i recently changed the engine).
I once mentioned that there are only three people alive that can open her ( the doors), yours trully, jigga and the CEO of LAY records( he had to learn how to, when his car Bumble Bee got bashed on Lekki - Epe expressway).
It was during the recent Eid -el Kabir holidays. I had gone to see my boo and on leaving her plcae, i called jigga up who was as expected was doing some 1759ing. i decided to stop over and join em at 40's bar. In attendance was D. Adisa of Real Madrid, Okuffi and Jigga. After i had 1 bottle, we hit the road. Jigga suggested that we don't drive all the way to lekki that night. i concurred as anytime with D. Adisa was always a "High" time. We made one last stop in Yaba for ' 1 for the road'. The boys wanted more but i couldn't take another after "1 for the road" as my baby was soon gonna call and i had better be in bed by the time she did. so i encouraged the boys not to take more than " 1 for d road". we briskly drove to the Bernabeu'( Adisa's house), we got in at 12.30am.
At dawn, Jigga got up and headed to lekki, i got out of Bed and headed to the nearest Aboki's shop. I met Jigga outside, looking in Awe at His Camry. The boys Had tried to open his Camry!!!! the locks had been tampered with. I told him to be grateful to the most High it wasn't more than that.
At 12.45pm when i tried to open the boot to load up some items my boo and i had been shopping for, i realized the same bastards that tried to open Jigga's car, tried to open mine. We parked side by side at the Bernabeu'.
Those fools. As i said before, only 3 people can open her. That night as is with all other nights i didnt't lock the doors. I haven't in almost a year, but you're welcome to try and open her. Those Numbskulls tried and failed.
The bloody thick-witted loosers, jacked both doors and the boot in frustration at Slama's impregnable status, not knowing that she wasn't actually locked!!!!
As it is with all German made stuff, they have a way of Standing their own!!!! Slama i love you. Thanks for keeping the code!!!!