Monday, October 26, 2009
2 hot 4 u
I’d gone back into Slama to pick up my wallet and from a distance I heard something just so beautiful, the only thing more beautiful was hearing Slk perform on stage. I gently got out of the car, looked out and there it was, an SL 55 AMG. I’d watched an episode of Topgear where Jeremy Clarkson reviewed his very own SL 55 AMG but nothing prepared me for what it looked like in real life!!! It was stunningly beautiful, painted in chrome blue; the licence plates bore “2 hot 4 u”.
The SL 55 AMG is a lot of car, it has a supercharged V8 churning out 500BHP and 700 Nm of torque, with an asking price of $122,000. Standard features include airconditioned seats that massage you, Radar guided cruise control, voice controlled stereo system and a retractable hard top that folds at the touch of a button. The guy behind the wheel was a middle aged man. I asked Him if I could admire his car, he obliged, grinning from ear to ear as if this was the 1st time someone truly understood and appreciated just what kind of a monster lay beneath the hood of this beauty.
Sitting behind the wheel for me was in simplest terms, heavenly. It had leather sewn dashboard and the seats had the softest kind of leather that gripped you and said “Mamamia, you are going no wia”!!! Cranking up the engine and revving it only told me one thing. I now know what car to use on my wedding day. Yes, some may use Suv’s, Limo’s. Hell no, not me. The SL 55 has to be it for me. I’m sure a whole lot of people would say it doesn’t make any logical sense to use such a car for such an event, but I don’t care!!!
So for all you dude’s that want to make a statement on your wedding day, get the Sl 55, she’ll love you for it.
There you have it, anyone who knows Mr. “2 hot 4 u” please tell him I need to borrow his car… I need to borrow his car!!!!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Naija Repping!!!!!


On a Friday note, we'll be having the 'Sighting for the week'. the Picture here is a Stretch Humvee, sighted on Ajose Adeogun. ( Same Type used in Lil Waynes Lollipop video). it was so long i could not get the full lenght with one shot.
You'll are encouraged to be armed with your Cell phones and Cameras with an Eye out for the Coolest ride you'll see as we go into the weekend. Send your sightings to biodunb3000@yahoo.com and all cool sightings will be posted next week friday and we'll have a vote on the coolest ride for the week. ( maybe we'll get sightings of a Ferrari or a Lambo).
(no web images please, thank you).
Monday, October 19, 2009
Hybrids vs. Diesels
Ever increasing global costs for fuel and stricter Govt. regulations on emissions have lead Car manufacturers to look at various means of getting their cars to attain better MPG values and lower emissions. The most common has been a combination (hybrid) of different engines (electric and mechanical engines). The most popular hybrid is the Toyota Prius. The prius now in its 3rd generation was originally released in 1997. The prius uses a 1.5L (76Hp) engine in conjunction with a 67Hp electric motor, inco-orporating a start stop system and running only on electric when light footed with the gas pedal. Thus ensuring the gas engine remains turned off and consuming no fuel. When more power is needed, the 1.5L petrol engine comes on seamlessly without the driver ever being aware.
Diesel as a fuel is less volatile than petrol, therefore it burns slower. Previous diesel engines were coarse, harsh and un-refined. However, recent advances in technology led to more powerful, refined and very economical diesel engines. Chief amongst this is the common rail injection perfected by Mercedes Benz.
The Prius, the definition for “hybrids” achieves 50MPG. (That’s an incredible 4.6L per100KM). Even more astonishing, is Volkswagen Polo Blue motion concept (diesel) achieves a mind boggling 71.3MPG (an insane 3.3L per 100KM). Mile for mile these vehicles are closely matched. The diesels however have an advantage in being less complex than a hybrid and often always have more torque (torque is what you need when overtaking).
Another advantage with modern diesels is that they release less C02 into the atmosphere, so if you were in the
Another point worth mentioning is, Hybrids are more expensive than non hybrid cars (a Civic hybrid will cost more than a regular Civic), and so to make sense out of buying a hybrid, you’d probably have to drive for many years before covering up the difference.
From the foregoing, we now know diesels attain better MPG values, and release less pollutants into the atmosphere, with the threat of perol going up to 93 naira in a few weeks, getting a diesel should be a no brainer?
Personally I’d recommend a diesel. Audi produced 3 straight wins in Le-Mans with a diesel burner.They’re less complex, cheaper and would not be in threat of breaking down every time in Nigeria (imagine driving a Prius and you live in Lekki, you’d probably get electrocuted 1 day when it rains very heavily).
As we look forward to finding a trully ''eco'' vehicle, you'd do well to look in the direction of the diesel engine!!!!!!!!
Monday, October 12, 2009
Men vs. women Drivers
Women on the other hand tend to feel such passion for shoes, clothes and bags. Small wonder men tend to start driving at a much earlier age than women and as such become better drivers. Sharp contrasts when you consider women attain puberty earlier than men.
Personally I believe that there are a lot of bad drivers in Nigeria. The reasons are numerous and diverse. One being that many people aren’t taught properly at the start. Another being the nasty habit of many drivers not reading the Highway Code; you also have fear (of what I can’t really tell). Don’t also forget bad eye sight; hearing etc. the list is endless.
By default, men are better drivers but occasionally you find a few exceptional women that can take it to the men, anytime, anyplace. An awesome example is Dana Patrick who became the 1st woman to win the Indy 500. As my Dad once told me in Primary school, there are two categories of women drivers. 1st the ones you never, ever want to be behind (either in traffic or on the free way) and the “killer kind” whom you never see coming and will embarrass you as you try to show off your driving skills to your buddies. (My brother has fallen victim to such an unsuspecting woman).
I clearly recollect following a colleague home one evening from work. We were leaving the car park, her car was deep behind several cars, and so being a gentleman I offered to drive all 6 cars and hers out. On getting her car out, I handed the keys back to her. We left the Marina and we headed towards Lekki. On getting to VI, we got off Ozumba (I figured we were avoiding traffic) when we got to Oniru, I was a bit confused when we didn’t get back on the expressway. At that point, I asked why we were not joining the highway. She then told me we were taking the “Jeep Route”( the shoreline from VI to Epe). She drives a Jeep Liberty. On the Jeep Route, she brought that “killer side” I mentioned earlier. Her driving was simply flawless. The Liberty ate everything that was thrown at it. There were SUV’s falling by the way side, ohhh nooo not us. Ada would not permit that. She conquered the tracks and dropped me off at Alpha Beach, yes on the shore line. It was simply the most brilliant piece of driving I had seen. I was more than impressed at her driving and I must say she had done excellently to curb my bias for women drivers.
Monday, October 5, 2009
What the Japanese have done for us!!!!
The American dominance of the Auto industry continued for many decades. The Germans concentrated on precision engineering; developing brands that were so detailed they became an engineering marvel (most Heads of States ride in Mercedes Benz). The British were responsible for cars meant for speed because of their winding back country roads (jaguars and Astons) but the Italians took it upon themselves to perfect this act. Today they make some of the best super cars in the world. The French have never really been good at anything (the only thing they made that ever made sense was the 504, and that’s hugely debatable if you’re not Nigerian).
It wasn’t until after the 2nd world war that the Japanese started making cars. Their country was so torn apart that right from the start, the emphasis could only be to make light, efficient cars. This paid off after almost 60 years when Toyota surpassed GM to become the number 1 car manufacturer in the World!!!
The Germans had as far back as the 60’s made performance models of base brands (AMG of Mercedes). Japanese however joined the league of extra ordinary cars in the 90’s with launch of the Lexus. Nissan’s infinity following. Honda’s Acura and Mitsubishi’s Ralliart having come in the late 80’s but failed to make the kind of impact that Lexus made with the LS 400.
Let me give you a clearer picture of the Japanese presence, 4 out of every 5 visitors who read this blog and own cars will own a Japanese car!!! On your way home today, look around you; I’m sure the vehicle to your left, right, front and back at some point will all be Japanese.
The Japanese found an efficient way to make mass produced, hugely reliable cars that were so miserly on fuel when other car manufacturers made guzzlers thinking fuel like beer was always going to be cheap.
For everyone who has driven a German equivalent of a Japanese car (say a camry against a Passat, or a 316 BMER against a full optioned corolla) I’m sure you’d give it to the Germans everytime. But how come these Japanese cars are everywhere? I’ll tell you why; because they’re cheap and reliable. A modern Japanese car can guarantee you three things
1. It will start in the morinig
2. It will take you out
3. It will bring you back
( it doesn’t always guarantee any form of driving excitement though)
In a world as crazy as the one we live in, what more can you demand from your car on a regular basis? This is ofcourse if you’re not a Petrol head that doesn’t care about how much Horse Power his car has or its weight, or how well its planted while cornering at hair raising speeds.
Nope, the vast majority of the populace don’t care about all that, and until they do which I don’t foresee in the near future, the Japs still have the winning formula.
Way to go Japs!!!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Your Dream Car…. No, the Car you really dreamt of buying!!!!!
Now, I’ll ask, how many of us while growing up dreamt of driving/ owning cars with wings that could fly (back to the future) or propellers with which could submerge in water (the spy who loved me) or engines so powerful that made the ground shake when started? But today, global warming, High Fuel prices and the almighty “global recession” has left us living our dreams short. For most, we basically drive cars that are as interesting as toast machines.
Please get me correctly, I don’t expect you go out and buy a car made in Mars: no, no, no ,no. what I’m saying is if you loved the Citreon CX pallass (it had Pneumatic suspension which lowered once the car was parked) go out now and look for the C5 and buy it. Period. If you loved the pointed star from Stuttgart, buy one. I can’t understand why on earth someone will for the sake of wanting to buy a new car will go on and buy a QQ??? Buy a Golf instead!!!!!! A used golf has more value than a brand new QQ!!!!!
I have a friend who drives a jeep liberty, full optioned and all the works, to beat traffic home, we’d take the “Jeep” route (the beach line that goes from oniru all the way to Alpha beach. It’s as close as you’ll ever come to driving the Rubicon trail in Nigeria. It’s a massive adrenaline rush). And so on a faithful day,on our way home, we hit a ditch, punctured the radiator. Total repair costs were over 350,000. Once repaired, I said, I now understand why people buy Toyota’s. I bet you can’t guess what she said, “life is short do not dilute your dreams”. The liberty offered her an off road driving experience the likes no Japanese 4x4 in that class could. At that point, I realized even I was guilty of cutting short my dreams.
So there it is, I charge you. Be brave, be bold be different and even if it costs you a fortune be sure to buy the car you’d seen in your dreams!!!!!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
German Supremacy!!!!!
Now if you know the V6 Camry, by Nigerian road standards it’s a pretty fast car. Behind the wheel you feel like you can take any, any car on! We had done this repeatedly and seemed to get away with it every time and we thought tonight was going to be a similar case. The Passat guy was hot on our heels, for us it was Pedal to the Metal, yet we never seemed to pull so far away from Him. He was right there behind us!!!
By the time we got to the 2nd round about, the brakes in the Camry was Squealing and singing. You could perceive the smell. Now let me put this in perspective, we were in “the more” powerful car, V6 vs. 4 cylinder, a 3.0L vs. a 2.0L engine. Driver competency wasn’t a question as I had mentioned before, Jigga my bro who was driving, was capable!!! So basically the competition here was between the Cars!!! As was in the case of JayZ’s video, “Money aint a thang, the Chase was full of Lane Changes. As we approached Jakande estate, there was little traffic building up, Jigga was slow in making up His mind, (wrong move) the passat blew right passed, He’d guessed right, he got into the other lane and it was our turn to play catch up. At this point I have to re-emphasize that this wasn’t a fair fight. We were in a more powerful of two similar cars, and even at that the passat seemed to have the upper hand. The futile catch up game ended when we got to Jakande round about due screams from me and my flat mate on what would have been an embarrassing loss in the battle. At this point my bro overtook dangerously and the dude in the passat surrendered his lead. We knew victory was certain because our branch off point was just around the corner.
At our branch off point, we slowed down, our new found friend drove right beside us screaming in very poor pidgin English “Una try” “Una try”, in response both cars honked violently in respect of what just went down, fingers in the air, not flipping the dude in the passat off but in respect, hazard lights on, our brakes at this time was singing a tune in Pavarotti. We all jumped out of the car as we got off the expressway, barely able to catch a breath after an exhilarating adrenaline filled race.
At that point, it was a unanimous verdict that if we couldn’t beat the Germans in an unfair fight, it was best not only to join them but convert others!!!!!
Germans Cars I love you!!!!!!!!